Letters from Dad

Share A student of Arabic who was studying in Germany sent an e-mail to his father, saying:"Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really love it here, but well, I am a little embarrassed to go to the campus with the Ferrari 599GTB when all teachers and many fellow students here go by train".BY: Your son, Nasser.The next day, Nasser gets a reply e-mail him from his father:"Dear Son, 50 million U.S. Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please do not embarrass the family. Train apimu Go and buy yourself".BY: Father. Just...

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Return Reason Obama from Indonesia

Share Having delayed 2 times, President Obama finally come to Indonesia. Unfortunately he was only 20 hours in Indonesia. Public wondered why President Obama should be home soon.In a special interview with CNN, President Obama finally delivered the reason: That the people who once lived in Indonesia, he is very familiar with the rules in Indonesia. If you visit more than 1 × 24 hours, then President Obama must report to the RT / RW locals. *Note : RT/RW is A group of small place in an area Just Joke highlightSearchTerms('Sejarah Terciptanya...

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Salim and Mrs. Young

Share The Salim ride busway and sat beside young mothers beautiful and sexy.Incidentally the young mother just started going to breastfeed her baby.But when the young mother wanted to breastfeed, the baby refused ..The young mother said, "come on love drunk, later the same uncle who love mama next to" ...Ten minutes later, the baby still would not drink milk.The young mother again seduce "let dong dear mama drink milk ... later that next real love om loh ..."Suddenly the Salim spoke to the young mothers "Listen ya ya ya .. please take decisions...

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Give me your last kiss

Share A stern-faced thugs were Harleynya motorhome, when passing a beautiful girl who was a long dress standing on a bridge overpass.He stopped his bike and asked: "what are you doing?"Replied the girl: "I want to kill myself"Taking this opportunity the thugs said, "then before you jump, give me kisses that last"The girls were kissing. After the kiss ended, the thugs with beaming said: "why do you want to kill yourself? Kiss so hot and exciting. Definitely a lot of men who will go crazy with this kiss "Sadly the girl replied: "I want to kill...

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The door is always open

Share On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young men RT visits from door to door to raise funds for humanitarian aid. When they knocked on the door, and saw that the woman who opened the door was not happy to see them.The woman told them firmly that he did not want to help anything, and before they could say anything else, she slammed the door in front of them. To his surprise, the door did not close, even re-open. She tried again, really pushed the door, and slammed again with the same result, the door opened again.She was convinced that the...

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ATM

Share If a guy take ATM1. car parking2. Go to the ATM3. Insert the card4. Enter the PIN number5. Take his money6. Going by carwhen his girlfriend1. car parking2. Betulin makeup3. Turn off the engine4. Check makeup5. Go to the ATM6. Busy looking for the card7. Insert the card8. press cancel9. Busy again looking for PIN entry10. Insert the card11. take the money12. Back in the car13. Check makeup14. Start the car15. Turn off again16. Back again to the ATM machine17. Take her ATM card18. Back in the car19. Check makeup20. Start the car21. Check...

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Awesome analogy

Share A customer came to the barber for a haircut and beard tidy.The barber began cutting hair and begin to engage consumerstalks begin to warm.They talked about many things and various topic discussions,and momentary switching the subject of God.The barber said, "I do not believe God exists.""Why do you say that???" snapped the consumer."Well, you look ahead, on the streets .... to realize that God does not exist. Tell me, if God exists, doessick? Is there a waif? If God existed, there would be no pain or sorrow. I can not imagine God the...

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