Letters from Dad

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A student of Arabic who was studying in Germany sent an e-mail to his father, saying:

"Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really love it here, but well, I am a little embarrassed to go to the campus with the Ferrari 599GTB when all teachers and many fellow students here go by train".
BY: Your son, Nasser.

The next day, Nasser gets a reply e-mail him from his father:
"Dear Son, 50 million U.S. Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please do not embarrass the family. Train apimu Go and buy yourself".
BY: Father.

Just Joke,

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Return Reason Obama from Indonesia

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Having delayed 2 times, President Obama finally come to Indonesia. Unfortunately he was only 20 hours in Indonesia. Public wondered why President Obama should be home soon.
In a special interview with CNN, President Obama finally delivered the reason: That the people who once lived in Indonesia, he is very familiar with the rules in Indonesia. If you visit more than 1 × 24 hours, then President Obama must report to the RT / RW locals.

*Note : RT/RW is A group of small place in an area

Just Joke

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Salim and Mrs. Young

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The Salim ride busway and sat beside young mothers beautiful and sexy.
Incidentally the young mother just started going to breastfeed her baby.
But when the young mother wanted to breastfeed, the baby refused ..
The young mother said, "come on love drunk, later the same uncle who love mama next to" ...
Ten minutes later, the baby still would not drink milk.
The young mother again seduce "let dong dear mama drink milk ... later that next real love om loh ..."
Suddenly the Salim spoke to the young mothers "Listen ya ya ya .. please take decisions quickly .. I should have gone down in 4 stops before .. "

Just joke,

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Give me your last kiss

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A stern-faced thugs were Harleynya motorhome, when passing a beautiful girl who was a long dress standing on a bridge overpass.

He stopped his bike and asked: "what are you doing?"
Replied the girl: "I want to kill myself"

Taking this opportunity the thugs said, "then before you jump, give me kisses that last"

The girls were kissing. After the kiss ended, the thugs with beaming said: "why do you want to kill yourself? Kiss so hot and exciting. Definitely a lot of men who will go crazy with this kiss "

Sadly the girl replied: "I want to kill myself because of my parents and my family against my dress and dress up like a woman"

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The door is always open

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On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young men RT visits from door to door to raise funds for humanitarian aid. When they knocked on the door, and saw that the woman who opened the door was not happy to see them.

The woman told them firmly that he did not want to help anything, and before they could say anything else, she slammed the door in front of them. To his surprise, the door did not close, even re-open. She tried again, really pushed the door, and slammed again with the same result, the door opened again.

She was convinced that the young people were jammed door with their feet, and this time he amassed a huge force to slam the door was very strong. At that time, one of them said quietly,
"Ma'am, before you do that again, you have to move your cat first."

Note : RT is a group of families in a small place

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ATM

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If a guy take ATM

1. car parking
2. Go to the ATM
3. Insert the card
4. Enter the PIN number
5. Take his money
6. Going by car

when his girlfriend

1. car parking
2. Betulin makeup
3. Turn off the engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to the ATM
6. Busy looking for the card
7. Insert the card
8. press cancel
9. Busy again looking for PIN entry
10. Insert the card
11. take the money
12. Back in the car
13. Check makeup
14. Start the car
15. Turn off again
16. Back again to the ATM machine
17. Take her ATM card
18. Back in the car
19. Check makeup
20. Start the car
21. Check makeup
22. Car driving ½ miles
23. Remove the hand brake
24. Driving again ..

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Awesome analogy

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A customer came to the barber for a haircut and beard tidy.

The barber began cutting hair and begin to engage consumers

talks begin to warm.

They talked about many things and various topic discussions,

and momentary switching the subject of God.

The barber said, "I do not believe God exists."

"Why do you say that???" snapped the consumer.

"Well, you look ahead, on the streets .... to realize that God does not exist. Tell me, if God exists, does

sick? Is there a waif? If God existed, there would be no pain or sorrow. I can not imagine God the Merciful will let it all happen. "

The customer thought for a moment, but did not respond because they do not want to start an argument.

The barber finished its job and the customer left the place were the barber.

Moments after he left the room, he saw a man in the street with long hair, wavy rough, dirty and unshaven beard that. The man looked dirty and unkempt.

The consumers turning to the barber and said, "You know, actually NO barber."

The barber did not accept, "You could really say that? I am here and I am a barber., And I just cut your hair!"

"No!" evasion of the consumer. "Barbers do not exist, because if there was, there would be no people with dirty long hair and bearded like a man out there," the customer said.

"Ah no, but there remains barber", protested the barber. "What you saw was one of their own, why they did not come to me?" The barber replied defensively.

"It fits," said the consumer agrees. "That's the main point of her!"

"Same with God. LORD WAS THERE TOO! But what happened? These people DO NOT WANT HIM TO COME to, and DO NOT WANT TO FIND HIM.

Therefore a lot of the pain and sorrow of the world affected by this. "

The barber can only dazed....

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